Calliope: "Mommy has a hole."
Me: "Mmm hmm."
Calliope: "Susie (the nanny) has a hole."
Me: "Yeah?" (I guess maybe she's in the bathroom with Susie sometimes?)
Calliope: "Jane (playschool teacher) has a hole." (Is she going to the bathroom with her playschool teacher???)
Me, cautiously: "Calliope, where's Jane's hole?"
Calliope: "In her ear!"
Ahh. The fascination with pierced ears continue. Small sigh of relief that these are the holes we are discussing.